'Local Fucker'

It was the first time I came about this term, oh well yes, .. am being labelled as one by my colleague. Dubbed, I obviously wanted to know what it meant and so I questioned him.

'Huh, What's a local fucker?'
'Haiyo, means you fuck around locally lor!'
*unimpressed* 'Cheebye la, chu pattern ah you.'
He burst into laughter...

sheesh, the term came around when all of us were talking about xiaxue during closing hours. I heard from my colleague that she was a free squeezing balloon sized monster when he saw her smooching with some ang mo at Zouk and dragged the ang mo fiercely out of Zouk. I hope I will not have to bum into her anywhere on the streets. I got news that she is going to appear on a magazine and GOD DAMMIT, the sales rate will drop. Believe me! Sigh, she's a laughing stock la. Who will want to see her lump of fats? ;)


- As promised to my colleague..

p.s Daniel, you are a LOCAL FUCKER.

Penis Eating Zombies

Was contemplating whether to watch a movie or go home and sleep. Then while I was browsing through magazines at Cheers Cineleisure, saw our Jacket and Jabs Waterboys on the cover. Too excited, obviously cannot sleep .. so movie.

I dont know whether I'm deprived or what. Was watching "Land Of The Dead", men eat men, and I was really sleepy halfway through, then suddenly I saw the zombies started eating penis. PENIS !!!???? I woke up, took a closer look, shit .. i realised they were chewing FINGERS.

Sucks ..

So wat's this 235??

Is it fun to blog or wat? But how do people find time....... Gee if only people can put their wildest thoughts or dreams into words online subconsciously, u know like telepathy or ESP or something... that will be damn interesting :)

James

Ps: posh , can't find the pic of the dorothy ruby slippers of yours. the auction web page deleted it off the data base or something :P maybe someone bought them, clicked their heels three times and went home with them....

sorrie

LiSA - you're beautiful says:
hey can i ask u sth?
Kelvin. - But I can't escape the truth I will never be with you. says:
yea?

Kelvin. - But I can't escape the truth I will never be with you. says:
im not gay.
LiSA - you're beautiful says:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
LiSA - you're beautiful says:
how do u know i was abt to ask that?
LiSA - you're beautiful says:
crap! this is damn scary
Kelvin. - But I can't escape the truth I will never be with you. says:
hahha i believe half the class thinks i am




haha this is amusing. i think i need some really pink tees to confuse them.

one purple babe magnet and all of them are lost.

Ban Zhu Chi Lao Hu

Gosh, my first straight man night out after so many donkey years was actually a disaster. Jack, Franklin and myself decided to continue getting ourselves drunk over at Devil's Bar, but heck, no drink, no booze, no nothing, and went in for 5 mins and got to head home. I felt like i was having a sleep walk .. home, Devil's Bar, home. Maciam no memory of the incident at all.

Oh, but to think of it, not so true too. I learnt one great tactic from those Ah Lians .. (Jack, I was truly disappointed ...) . One way to get the attention of the man you like ... get yourself dead drunk. I was almost puke when I heard her mumbling .."I want Jack !" "I want Jack !" Certainly not a turn on lo. Turn me off completely. May be its an ego boost for Jack ... I better get back to my straight closet. I dont think my self esteem need that.

Ban Zhu Chi Lao Hu .. I learnt one great tactic.

Shaving Ryan's Private?

Yoh, better start our blog with something more intellectual ho. Something we can learn from the article about. Wondering any of us tried shaving and could share our personal story?

Q:- "Due to the hot weather, I'm planning to shave my pubic area. thing is, I'm worried that the hair will grow back and the area will itch. Is this true?"

A:- A common consequence of shaving whether of the beard, armpits or pubic area is infection. During the process of shaving, invariably there are some cuts on the skin surface. Bacteria present on the skin surface can enter the body via the small cuts and cause skin infections. Hence it is good practice to apply a disinfectant like spirit or something with alcohol like after shave lotion, after shaving. Alcohol kills germ.

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