'Local Fucker'

It was the first time I came about this term, oh well yes, .. am being labelled as one by my colleague. Dubbed, I obviously wanted to know what it meant and so I questioned him.

'Huh, What's a local fucker?'
'Haiyo, means you fuck around locally lor!'
*unimpressed* 'Cheebye la, chu pattern ah you.'
He burst into laughter...

sheesh, the term came around when all of us were talking about xiaxue during closing hours. I heard from my colleague that she was a free squeezing balloon sized monster when he saw her smooching with some ang mo at Zouk and dragged the ang mo fiercely out of Zouk. I hope I will not have to bum into her anywhere on the streets. I got news that she is going to appear on a magazine and GOD DAMMIT, the sales rate will drop. Believe me! Sigh, she's a laughing stock la. Who will want to see her lump of fats? ;)


- As promised to my colleague..

p.s Daniel, you are a LOCAL FUCKER.