i saw bush in S'pore

juat ended my lesson on friday. just finished my lab exercise. saw the "ice cream auntie". peppermint choc chip warapped wit bread(yummy!) at the ang mo kio mrt station. while me and my classmates were licking, biting the ice cream, we saw a bootylicious gal buying ice cream. my frens began acting cool. we were all trying to catch her attention. when she was paying for the ice cream, lying under her armpits was a bushy thick arm pit hair. we were all like WHOA!!! one of my frens threw the ice cream and ran to the toilet. it was not just blackish armpit hair. i comes with a package of white 'dandruff' like spots(must be all the pespire. "disgusting" was the word to describe the incident. no peppermint choc chip for me! nvr ever! it reminds me of the horror "bush". now yam is better!

[true but disgusting]


(same post as the arm pit fetish)thanks archie for the inspiration.

HOME - MICHAEL BUBLE

Enjoy the lyrics ~ (@_@)"

Home

Another summer day

Has come and gone away

In Paris and Rome

But I wanna go home

Mmmmmmmm

Maybe surrounded by

A million people I

Still feel all alone

I just wanna go home

Oh I miss you, you know

And I’ve been keeping all the letters that I wrote to you

Each one a line or two

“I’m fine baby, how are you?”

Well I would send them but I know that it’s just not enough

My words were cold and flat

And you deserve more than that

Another aeroplane

Another sunny place

I’m lucky I know

But I wanna go home

Mmmm, I’ve got to go home

Let me go home

I’m just too far from where you are

I wanna come home

And I feel just like I’m living someone else’s life

It’s like I just stepped outside

When everything was going right

And I know just why you could not

Come along with me

But this was not your dream

But you always believed in me

Another winter day has come

And gone away

And even Paris and Rome

And I wanna go home

Let me go home

And I’m surrounded by

A million people I

Still feel alone

Oh, let me go home

Oh, I miss you, you know

Let me go home

I’ve had my run

Baby, I’m done

I gotta go home

Let me go home

It will all be allright

I’ll be home tonight

I’m coming back home

Naomi in Campbell Hot Soup

Just as you know Naomi Campbell is the queen of the runways, you need to know also that she is the Stepmother type, as reported in many magazines and media.

We heard so much rumour about how she treated Tyra Banks when she first started out.
And recently again, between her and Marcelle Bittar.

Got this article from Mirror, UK.

August 2005
A STORMY HISTORY OF ROWS AND RAGE
By Victoria Bone

THE bust-up with Yvonne is the latest in a list of accusations against Naomi:

In 1998, former assistant Georgina Galanis sued for £6.4million after Campbell attacked her in a Toronto hotel.

The 39-year-old PA told a Canadian court she was left with blood running from her head after being hit with a mobile phone.

She also said Campbell punched her, grabbed her by the throat and threatened to throw her out of a moving car.

The model pleaded guilty to common assault and settled out of court for a sum reported to run to be several hundred thousand dollars.

In the same year, Campbell caused uproar on a plane journey when she lashed out at another passenger, saying, "You are an ugly bitch with a head like an alien."

The catwalk star had to be calmed by the captain after her rant en route to South Africa. Two fans had tried to film her with their video camera.

Campbell went berserk at them, swearing and screeching: "I want that film now. Unload that camera."
The violent incident was recorded by a documentary team, who later caught Campbell laughing and joking at her "alien" insult.

Last August, maid Millicent Burton, 45, claimed she was punched, scratched and slapped by Campbell at her New York penthouse.

They allegedly had a row over the packing of suitcases for a trip to Brazil.

The model's lawyer John Rosenberg denied the claims and said: "It was Miss Burton who precipitated these events."

In 2001 there were assault claims by Campbell's secretary Simone Craig.

She said her boss hit her, pulled her hair and threw her on to a sofa.

Campbell's lawyer said the charges had been concocted to take advantage of his client's celebrity.

Last year sacked PA Amie Castaldo claimed she was head-butted by Campbell - who said the row was purely verbal.

You want to know how bitchy a woman can be?

Danial the MATA!

Danial is leaving us man... so sudden.... ah ya to join NS la.... he finally got his wish to go to P.A. ~Shiokism~. Hope he will lose weight n come back to NUM to visit us with a new look. NewUrbanMale makeover. hahha. All da best Dan the Man!

Will Miss You! Danial.

The first time Danial came to look for a job.

He was just a mama boy, dressed very decently. I still remember.

That was about 6 months ago.

Time flies isn't it.

Today, I was working at my desk, he came to me, and broke the news that the "Police Department" has recruited him into his NS.

There was a mix feeling. I was a bit sad, knowing that I will miss him. But at the same, I was very happy for him, he has been wanting to be a "Policeman" and that NS means, he is going to be transformed from a boy to a man now. (I hope so hor !!)

Remember when he joined us, he was even too poor to pay his phone bill.

Occasionally I did ask him about his life and his family.

"I finally can buy a lot of things for myself !!"
"I brought my mom out for Makan last weekend! "

The satisfaction from his face, telling me all these, with a tinge of cheekiness, I will never forget.

Especially, I managed to witness his first trip to a pub/disco here in Singapore, and the first trip, his photo was right on front page The Straits Times the next day.

I wish you well boy. We will all miss you. Visit us often ho.

Will always remember the Staircase Story, only between the 2 of us. :)

Unlucky day... Bad omen?

Luck has been pretty down for me this month...guess it's not my month.

Thought I saw a ghost today at Heeren while working! The old lady boss of Groove Design always give me the fright when she walked pass the corridor outside NUMflipflop. She thinks that she's still pretty as lotus... the beauty of the lotus? That's definitely a no. As for the whiteness? Yea I think so, her face was covered with thick makeups like they're free of charge samples.

Picked a verbal fight with me saying that my romantic slow smoothing chinese songs were too loud for her when the scrap music coming from her shop was so overwhelming that I can't hear mine. I think I pissed her off though as she can't do anything to me cause the best way is to ignore her! Can't believe that some people got nothing better to do just to pick a fight for no reason... alright let's just say stupid reasons. Does that happen when you grow old? People called it the "Geng nian ci". Gah... I wonder how will I be when I grow old. :P

Well, our fun loving Daniel will be going army early next month. He's quitting soon after this week. I'm gonna miss him badly...

Post symptoms of Acid Bar Night ~

Must be wondering this post was written so early in the morning right.. coz i am printing my damn notes for tdy. (not mentioning the stupid 3 hr lab tt i have to endure thru from 0830). These are the usual post symptoms of the regular wednesday Acid Bar Night. Its a night of drinks, laughter and most imptly FOOD ! Great music, great ambience n of coz great friends together.. had a lot of fun yest and more will b coming man... Cheers to 235guys ! Oki my notes r finally done... and i have a drag myself to sch again. Oh wad a day ahead ....

Siew Mai at Acid Bar

I'm so drunk and high now. I know i can just sleep like a log now, but I must pen something about tonight.

Wednesay is Acid Bar day. We have been visiting Acid Bar every wednesday. Tonight membership increased to 7.

You know what is best in Acid Bar?
Not the drink, not the singers, its the CHICKEN SIEW MAI, made famous by Jason.

We made the committment tonight, we must eat acid bar SIEW MAI every wedneday. Its SIEW MAI day for 235guys.

We met Ian, the eye for a guy boy. Cute. Met Debra, the FHM stylist, also thanks to the stranger who bought drinks for us. CHEERS.

Its crazy. I feel so good tonight, not just everything I stated above. Mainly because I have a few great friends with me. You may not know, I'm actually poud of you guys. You are like my younger brothers.

I love all of you.

Xia Xue, Xia Suay ?

Jeff told me Xia Xue is going to be on M**** Cover.
I know I know, all of us 235guys dont believe it as well. But, well, its true !!!

So we accept the fact now, and we are putting this to a bet. Which pose will Xia Xue be in when she appears on Cover next month?

A) Bend and Squeeze ... you know la, the best method to move your cup size threefolds. Especially when you bend down, everything will be thrown out.
B) Squat and Show Butt ... when you have nothing infront to show, just show whatever you have left with ... behind
C) Act innocent and Cute .... overused! overused! overused! Look at all the photos in her blog. It will not work anymore!!
D) Open leg wide wide ... the best way to give a fake vision, you have got a long leg. Very likely she is going to use this, we all bet. She complained the whole blog, she is short. If you are reading this .. yes you are Damn Short.
E) Pull Hair and Distract ... we all know sometimes, when you have got nothing to show, you find ways to distract others ... so Asian ho. Kampung girl bathing along the river look.

When we were voting, a lot of us thought option D will be the winner, until the last pose was presented.

All Hands Up, All Thumbs Up, the whole room cheered in unison.

The winning pose we all feel she will work on and the first in the history, cover girl without a face look. Option F) Show No Face Pose !

Disaster !

Guys .... take your poll here : Which Pose For Xia Xue?

Non Issue: Men's Perspective

Women always like to complain that men are not romantic.
I wonder if they actually understand us at all?
They just want us to understand them, its one sided from our angle, so why bother?

Was watching Crossfire on TV.
I feel that women expect too much from men.
If this whole issue about men never understand women has been around for years, it goes to show that this is how we behave and who we are. You better accept it before things get worse.

Yes, men look at women with sexual intention.
Women look at men from a non sexual perspective.

So, yes no more guessing, the only thing in our mind is SEX, SEX, and more SEX.

So, what's the problem?

Time Travel

Do you believe that humans will invent time travel in a thousand years?
Do you believe that humans will invent time travel in a million years?
Do you believe that humans will invent time travel in a billion years?

Well, the thing about time travel is, it doesnt matter when it is done, as long as it is possible, someone you know may be a time-traveller.

Personally I suspect those people who make a scene in public or dress outlandishly are actually "time tourists". We may point and laugh at them but the joke may actually be on us.

Or I could be one.

Joke is on YOU
Suckers
JT

Good guys hard to come by.

In life, you often have to step on others to get ahead.

Some examples:
Bill Gates, he screwed IBM and Apple, look where it got him; he is still screwing them now.
Donald Trump, he didn't get so rich without a few shady deals.
Bill Clinton, erm, actually he screwed one time too much. But he WAS president of the US.
Point is, talent sometimes only gets you so far. Case in point: Steve Jobs (the co-founder of Apple). Even when blessed with close to genius level intelligence and charisma that can start a religion if he wanted to (download a video of him presenting I-pod or I-mac to get an idea), he still has to see his company bought over by Mircosoft.

I got an analogy that sums up the world now.
Imagine 10 people are in a lift. All of them ate something bad and badly need to fart. However all are reluctant to do so because they are considerate. But soon, one of them can't take it anymore and lets go. Suddenly the rest also let go and the lift is filled with stink. But who wins in the story? The one who let go of his "morals" and farted 1st of course. And anyway, nobody can tell who farted 1st except he himself.

Points to note from the story:

1. The world stinks
2. You better fart quick, everybody has done so, is doing so or will do so sooner or later.
3. Anything else you can interprete yourself.
   PS. Morals are like fart. You always think other peoples' stink. Did you spot that?

Phoooot
JadedBrat

Arm Pit Hair Fetish?

I was rushing through my supper at Burger King, needed to go home and watch my favourite tv program "About Romance" (Fei Chang Nan Nu), at the same time I needed to catch up with my "What's happening in Singapore and around the world" through The Straits Times.

My BK Boiler, The Straits Times, BK Boiler, The Straits Time, BK Boiler, Diet Coke, The Straits Times ... ARGHHHHH, hair in my mouth. SHIT. I took it out, gave a closer look .... it was short and very thin .. Damn I just munched an Arm Pit Hair.

WHOSE is this !!!!! Just when I was lifting my head, this girl dressed in Sleeveless Adidias tank top, happened to walk past me.

Guess what I saw?? Woman with unshaved arm pit !!! Choi Choi Choi !!!

I knew the strand still in my hand might not be from her .. but the scene of a woman with an unshaved arm pit was truly "SORRY!"

A couple of years ago, Julia Roberts exposed her fully grown armpit hair in front of the camera during the Notting Hill premiere, provoking a lot of discussion among fashionistas and feminists alike. Tonight, this unknown fat and ugly lady, exposed hers, in front of me and I nearly puked.

What kind of woman is that, never bother to shave her arm pit hair?

Wondering any of you has got Women Arm Pit Hair Fetish?

I may not carry a camera to capture the scene, my photo memory captured more than that.

Damn .. while I'm writing this article, I'm still haunted by the scene.

PE Lesson

I have the habit of sitting on the concrete block, while waiting for the traffic light to turn green, right in front of The Heeren Shops.

Today, something happened !!

I saw one guy just when I was about to cross the traffic light junction, on my way to Cineleisure. He was kind of walking awkwardly the whole time, and with hig bag hanging in front of him. His face was in a constant constipation look ...

He was walking towards me when the light went green. But he was acting so strangely that I decided not to cross the junction. Acting as if I need to tie my shoe lace at first .. but hack, I was wearing my havaianas. Where Got Lace ??!! .. then I deliberately dropped my wallet.

When I was done with picking up my wallet and a few coins, I suddenly realised that he was sitting infront of me, on the other concrete road block. He was kind of having this panic look, all the time with his bag infront of him, covering his lower body.

I thought he was falling sick or something ...

"Anything wrong?"
He was shocked at first.
"You looked like you are feeling ... not good!"
He gave an awkward smile ... I must have been so sincere that he told me what was going on.

........................ my god. How one deal with Public Erection? Its like been ages since this kind of thing happened to me.

One incident I remember clearly, many many years ago ..... it was so obvious that I was walking along a very crowded street one day, the sudden REACTION forced me to quickly squat down. That time I was really taking a long long time tieing my shoe lace. I must have done a few tie and then pull, tie and then pull, to buy my time ....

Public Erection .... the embarrassing incident that many of us guys have experienced, but never did share with guy friends ... I should do a survey and compile a book : "101 ways to Cool Your Woodie!". Another bestseller?