Jeff told me Xia Xue is going to be on M**** Cover.
I know I know, all of us 235guys dont believe it as well. But, well, its true !!!
So we accept the fact now, and we are putting this to a bet. Which pose will Xia Xue be in when she appears on Cover next month?
A) Bend and Squeeze ... you know la, the best method to move your cup size threefolds. Especially when you bend down, everything will be thrown out.
B) Squat and Show Butt ... when you have nothing infront to show, just show whatever you have left with ... behind
C) Act innocent and Cute .... overused! overused! overused! Look at all the photos in her blog. It will not work anymore!!
D) Open leg wide wide ... the best way to give a fake vision, you have got a long leg. Very likely she is going to use this, we all bet. She complained the whole blog, she is short. If you are reading this .. yes you are Damn Short.
E) Pull Hair and Distract ... we all know sometimes, when you have got nothing to show, you find ways to distract others ... so Asian ho. Kampung girl bathing along the river look.
When we were voting, a lot of us thought option D will be the winner, until the last pose was presented.
All Hands Up, All Thumbs Up, the whole room cheered in unison.
The winning pose we all feel she will work on and the first in the history, cover girl without a face look. Option F) Show No Face Pose !
Disaster !
Guys .... take your poll here : Which Pose For Xia Xue?
1 comment:
We'll see, We'll see :)
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