It is the authentic form of body reading, based purely on your penis. So if you want to find out a little bit more about your partner , or yourself, just take a closer look down under and maybe you can pick out a trait or two.
If your partner is THICK -
He is driven by determination and someone imaginative. If he is very thick at the base, he is firecely independent and steers away from being tied down or molly coddled.
If your partner is THIN -
The helpless romantic who writes poems during his free time. The sensitive man that is a connoissuer in bed and expresses his feelings rather easily.
If you partner has a Pointed Tip -
Somebody who puts his imagination to good use. Yet at the same time, somebody who is uptight and finds it very difficult to let go. An individualistic man who sometimes can be a selfish lover in every sense of the word.
If your partner has Wide Tip -
This machine humps faster and longer than an Energizer bunny. A man who will guarantee you a great time in the bunny shack but the same can't be said for his relationships.
If your partner Curves to the Right -
A giver more than a taker. But his obsession for talking about sex twenty-four-seven may lead him to swapping stories about your sex life(if you mind that is).
If your partner Curves to the Left -
If you think this man is a shameless receiver, then you are most probably right. A man so cautious about giving, he keeps everything under lock and key - his secrets and heart included.
P/S - Although phallomancy can be used to judge character, it is advised not to try this out on a first date, especially in the presence of the public.
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