Wednesday, August 31, 2005

a peek into my school

Today I've decided to come school to revise my work seeing how clueless I am with accounts..

so here I am seated in one of the school's busiest corridors. I don't like studying in the library. Its way too damn quiet there. I'm a noisy person. Hehe

oh wells anyway one of the reasons for choosing my strategic seat is cause I can get to people watch. As you know the Singapore health authorities encourage that after every half hour you must rest your eyes and look at things FAR away. Why look at trees when you can entertain yourself by observing other people.

This particular corridor is the gateway to school. So everyone is doing their grand entries. Somewhat like the red carpet to the Oscars. The girls in SIM I observed are generally well dressed. Though most of the time over dressed. Not that I'm complaining ;) sitting here for 2 hours I've girls of all shapes and sizes.. and of all kinds of "genre" bohemian chic.. ah lians stomping in cigarette in hand, make up so thick compact power is falling off their cheeks with each step they take normally in skimpy short skirts and reeeeeeeeeally thin spaghetti tops.

And of course the ah lian MUST.

With their bra straps showing to the whole world in BRIGHT eye catching yellow orange or pink.

Then there's the girl next door.
Looking down, sporting short cropped hair.
Just wanting to get to class double quick.
In jeans and tee shirt lap top cradled in their arms. With a big esprit bag on their shoulders.

The butch.
Spiky spunky hair.. *duhuh*
Pants or jeans. Funky tees..
And quite often.. with their girlfriends who are reeeeally hot.
Butches are really quite friendly.

Then there's the Barbie dolls..
Curly brown locks.
Colored contacts that give them the 'I'm a blind blue eyed girl' look cause u cant see where they are focusing on.

Rosy beyond belief cheeks. Mostly cratered. result of too much make up on skin.
Mostly in brightly colored tops and skirt and bags.

Then the Tai tai junior.
In exquisite manicured nails.
Very very very fair. So fair their legs reflect light unto the ground they step on. Result of being chauffeured around where ever they go, expensive IPL treatments. Obscenely expensive skin care products.
These fine specimens strut in to school in their mini skirts, not too short till slutty short but short short. Haha if you get what I mean. Gucci shades LV tote.. clicking down the corridor in their killer heels. An expensive air surrounding her. no wait that's just half a bottle of chanel perfume showered on them.
They to go school without the SLIGHTEST hint of their intentions.. no laptops. No books and their bag soooooooo small I wonder if you fit a calculator without breaking it apart.

Then we have the lovey dovey couples.. walking down the stairs with their body glued together. Hand in hand.. staring straight in to each other eyes.. its amazing how they get down the stairs.
Giggling away. Hands flying all over the place.. its quite an amusing sight.

The chapalang crowd.
In bata 7.50 slippers.
Three quart berms... either they are biiiig three quart berms or extremely tiny pants.
Swimming in their gigantic tees these same people don't seem to have any books either! Hmmm must have stashed it in locker.

There seem to be a lack of the 'beachy' crowd in SIM.
Quite sad though. Despite the school having a glass roofed atrium and a center hollowed out garden which allows plenty of sun light. Everyone's extremely fair.

Alright im about done.
Gotta get back to work now.


great...theres this bunch of ah lians that just settled themselves beside me.. sprouting hokkien and swearing away.. blatantly laughing out loud. siiigh.

always invest in a pair of good in-ear earphones.

i highly recommend sony's fontopia. in ipod white. fantastic..

acts a good ear plugs when your ipod dies on you.. which happens in my case.

1 comment:

I V Y said...

im laughin my head off when i read ur entry...
so hilarious !!